Probably not the best colour to wear when post-dinner entertainment consists of shooting giant spiders out of paintball guns.
Brooke Shields, faces big laundry bill
Kentucky Derby fashion roundup
And you thought you had go snorkelling in tropical waters to find such an exotic mix of marine species.
Bombay Sapphire Links
I’m on what I call the Diva Diet: I don’t eat fattening food or drink alcohol unless someone else pays for it. That way, it has no calories! And most particularly, a Sapphire Collins has even fewer, because every fool knows bubbles are calorie-free!
Link Challenge: Booze!
Megan Fox was sotally tober when she said that (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse boozed (AmyGrindhouse)
Brooke Shields defends the Paladin of Pisco, her Saviour of Sake, her Kamikaze Knight (BusyBeeBlogger)
Octomom isn’t drunk, just crazy (CeleBitchy)
Has Meghan McCain gotten into Mom’s pillbox? (NYDN)
Boy George’s sobering good looks (CelebritySmack)
Lady Gaga, straight up (BST)
STOP THE PRESSES VICTORIA BECKHAM IN FLATS (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
Emmy Rossum pulled over, apparently just in time (CelebuWreck)
This video is psychoactive (Crunk+Disorderly)
LiLo to sober up? (DailyStab)
Ho, Ho, Ho, somebody got into the leftover eggnog (Gawker)
Is that a mickey in your pocket or are you just Come On, Get Happy to see me? (DListed)
Bennifer 2.0 on the rocks? (EvilBeet)
George Clooney is a tall drink of … where was I? (INO)
A sobering thought for Brooke Hogan (IBBB)
Dear Miss California, have a cocktail and calm down (JustJared)
Confucius sez just because there is vodka in the Green Room, doesn’t mean you have to drink it (PerezHilton)
Tarantino transvestites, tipples (FAB)
Medical emergency: blogger needs cocktail STAT! (Websters)
Is anyone sober on Twitter? (SeriouslyOMG)
Adam Lambert’s fans are drunk on his love (TenGossip)
Double Dewars Links
Well, you can’t be the co-admin of the Vancouver Whiskey and Scotch Meetup without sampling the wares. If it’s a business obligation, it’s calorie-free, right? Sadly, not hangover-free.
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: McQueen vs The King! (TeenyManolo)
Canada vs Tori Spelling (Websters)
Zac Quinto, hawt squinto (TenGossip)
Pregnant Ellen Pompeo is off the BFPON diet (ASL)
Cougar attack, threat level Brooke Shields (SeriouslyOMG)
Lenny Kravitz gives good face (Popbytes)
Katie Price has trouble with this “Dignified silence” thing (UKPopSugar)
Bristol Palin, single mom, graduates from high school (JustJared)
Helena Bonham Carter in costume as herself (INO)
The Farrah Fawcett Story (GabbyBabble)
Ivy League school really pisses off Filipino prisoners (EvilBeet)
Gordon Ramsay’s bonbon (HolyMoly)
Robert Pattinson may not shower, but he’s not as gross as his fans (Handbag)
Party at Colin Farrell’s! (Celebslam)
Anna Faris like a pig to the slaughter (DailyStab)
Suri Cruise->Amy Winehouse? (AllieIsWired)
Tabloid Wars! (AmyGrindhouse)
Fellini outdone? Nine trailer (BusyBeeBlogger)
Imagine that? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes try in vitro fertilization (CeleBitchy)
Trent Reznor is making the biggest mistake of his life (AgentBedhead)
That’s Pants links
You know, if Gwen Stefani had worn those back when she was still single, she’d still BE single. I mean, Diesel Jeans I know. Depends Jeans are something for which the world as we know it is not yet ready.
Johnny Depp’s awesome flashbacks (Lolebrity)
raincoaster’s emo moment (raincoaster)
That’s his “rainbow face” (Shoeblogs)
Home Depot turns me on (ManoloHome)
Hatch your own commie pinko! (ManoloFood)
World’s ugliest majorette (ManoloBig)
Are you diva enough for this? (ManoloBrides)
New Dad State of Mind (TeenyManolo)
Ebony and Ivory and PDA (AgentBedhead)
From the iPad of the Artist Formerly Known As Sane… (AmyGrindhouse)
…and by “paps” we mean photographers, you pervs! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Elle MacPherson is horny, leathery (CeleBitchy)
The quiff of death (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Oh my god, it’s contagious! (DListed)
Pot informs kettle of its noiritude (HaveUHeard)
World’s craziest grampa (INeedMyFix)
Kelsey Grammer vs Sigmund Freud (SeriouslyOMG)